America’s Funniest MBA Videos

2) MRS / Columbia Business School

I was a big fan of Beyonce’s Single Ladies…until Justin Timberlake donned a leotard and heels on SNL. That memory haunts me to this day! Alas, my faith was restored by Columbia’s MRS video. Setting feminism back fifty years, these Ivy Leaguers sing that a big ring is the only thing. Think ROM stands for return on management (or even marketing or margin)? Not at this program: ROM is all about return on marriage. Jane Austen would be flattered. Betty Friedman would be frightened. Either way, you’re certain to be entertained.

Best Line: “All this talk of dual income just makes me sick /

I just want a rich banker who can buy me sh*t /

Learning strategy has taught the ladies how to pick /

We judge the men on the size of their value sticks.”

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