Chicago Booth | Mr. Overrepresented Indian Engineer
GMAT 740, GPA 8.78/10
Berkeley Haas | Mr. Analyst To Family Business Owner
GMAT 710, GPA 3.2
Harvard | Mr. FBI To MBB
GMAT 710, GPA 3.85
Stanford GSB | Mr. Two Job
GRE 330 GRE, GPA 3.63
Tuck | Mr. Infantry Officer To MBA
GRE 314, GPA 3.4
Darden | Mr. Program Manager
GRE 324, GPA 3.74
Tuck | Mr. Smart Cities
GRE 325, GPA 3.5
Berkeley Haas | Mr. Biz Human Rights
GRE 710, GPA 8/10
Harvard | Mr. Food Tech Start Ups
GMAT 720, GPA 3.5
Harvard | Mr. The Builder
GMAT 740, GPA 4.0
Harvard | Mr. International Oil
GMAT 710, GPA 3.7
Harvard | Mr. Consulting To Emerging Markets Banking
GRE 130, GPA 3.6 equivalent
Harvard | Mr. Comeback Kid
GMAT 770, GPA 2.8
Stanford GSB | Mr. Greek Taverna
GMAT 730, GPA 7.03/10
Harvard | Ms. Biotech Ops
GMAT 770, GPA 3.53
NYU Stern | Mr. Development
GMAT 690, GPA 2.5
Chicago Booth | Mr. Energy Operations
GRE 330, GPA 3.85
Harvard | Mr. Big 4 To Healthcare Reformer
GRE 338, GPA 4.0 (1st Class Honours - UK - Deans List)
Wharton | Mr. Steelmaker To Consultant
GMAT 760, GPA 3.04/4.0
Duke Fuqua | Mr. Indian Quant
GMAT 745, GPA 9.6 out of 10
Stanford GSB | Mr. Food & Education Entrepreneur
GMAT 720, GPA 4.0
Harvard | Ms. Gay Engineer
GMAT 730, GPA 3.6
Harvard | Mr. Lieutenant To Consultant
GMAT 760, GPA 3.7
Duke Fuqua | Mr. IB Back Office To Front Office/Consulting
GMAT 640, GPA 2.8
Rice Business | Mr. Future Energy Consultant
GRE Received a GRE Waiver, GPA 3.3
Berkeley Haas | Mr. Campaigns To Business
GMAT 750, GPA 3.19
MIT Sloan | Mr. Special Forces
GMAT 720, GPA 3.82

Looking For Love In All The Right Places

Online Dating

THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON TINDER

These lines didn’t come from MBAs, but hopefully they’ll make you laugh as hard as they made me laugh:

1. The guy on OKCupid who opened with, “How’s man shopping coming along?”

2. The guy on Tinder who wrote that he’s Jewish but he’ll eat bacon if it’s cheap. (I’m Jewish and I still think this is hilarious #sorrynotsorry.)

3. The very serious-looking man on Tinder whose bio read, “I love sleep, but I don’t sleep much. I can sound like Donald Duck. I’m weird. This is my life.”

A TIP FROM ME TO BAY AREA LADIES: DATE STEM GUYS

For every MBA I found, I think I must have encountered 20 engineers, scientists, and mathematicians; they’re in high supply around these parts. And a lot of them are totally dateable.

Are they as clean-cut? Not usually. Are their profiles a little more quirky? Definitely. But a number of them indicated in their bios that they like smart, well-educated women. Along with the aforementioned CoffeeMeetsBagel data, the Wharton survey suggested that male MBAs might not share the same level of appreciation for brainy ladies:

“Asked what students were looking for in a match, the top three answers from women were ‘witty banter,’ ‘attractiveness,’ and ‘ruthless ambition.’ This is, after all, business school, and more pointedly, this is Wharton which tends to draw a more finance-directed crowd. Men, on the other hand, put ‘attractiveness’ first, followed by ‘witty banter’ and ‘book smarts.'”

My final advice for Bay Area women with MBAs: Find an engineer. Start a company together. Become a power couple. Take over the world. Have freakishly smart children. Profit.

DON’T MISS: THE SORRY STATE OF BUSINESS SCHOOL LOVE or THE EIGHT LAWS OF BUSINESS SCHOOL DATING