Schools Where MBAs Get The Most Jobs by: Jeff Schmitt on March 14, 2015 | | 10,317 Views March 14, 2015 Copy Link Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Email Share on LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp Share on Reddit Wharton MBAs at graduation Weekly News Bits Mothers Add Special Value to MBA Source: Financial Times How to Get Into Wharton Source: Beat the GMAT Lehigh Dean Reinventing the MBA Source: Fast Company Wharton-Penn Law Gets $10 Million Dollar Endowment Source: Biz Journals Understanding the Business School Obsession with Ice Hockey Source: Bloomberg 5 Things You Can’t Learn in Business School Source: Time MBA Admissions Interview: SDA Bocconi Source: TopMBA The Big Four B-School Game Changers Source: Eduvantis 4 Ways Your Career Goals Factor into Your MBA Application Source: Veritas Prep What MBAs Can Learn From Organized Crime Source: The Conversation MBA Humor The Boss One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?” The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.” ”What about the green one?” the man asks. The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.” ”What about the red one?” the man asks. The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000.” The man says, ”What does HE do?” The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.” Source: Comedy Central Jokes Tweet of the Week: May Michaely @Maychooki My business school dean is cooler than your business school dean #ThinkSocialDrinkLocal @PeterBlairHenry @NYUStern Previous PagePage 6 of 6 1 2 3 4 5 6 Questions about this article? Email us or leave a comment below. Please enable JavaScript to view the comments powered by Disqus.