Wall Street MBA Job Market Improves

MBA Humor:

 

SEVERANCE PAY

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months saying he lacked intelligent leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.

HUMOROUS SIGNS (Abridged)

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist’s office:

Time Wounds All Heels.

At a Proctologist’s door:

To expedite your visit, please back in.

On a Plumber’s truck:

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

On another Plumber’s truck:

Don’t sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!

On a Church’s Billboard:

7 days without God makes one weak.

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

Invite us to your next blowout.

On an Electrician’s truck:

Let Us Remove Your Shorts

At an Optometrist’s Office:

If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.

On a Fence:

Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!

At a Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.

Outside a Muffler Shop:

No appointment necessary. We heard you coming.

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

In a Restaurant window:

Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully! We’ll wait…

Sign at a Public Restroom:

We aim to keep this place clean.

Your aim will help!!!

At a Chicago Radiator shop:

Best place in town to take a leak.

Sign seen at a café in Mazatlan, Mexico:

If our food, drinks, and service aren’t up to your standards, please lower your standards.

Source: rare-leadership.com

Tweet of the Week:

 

Matthew Albert @MatthewRAlbert19h

You know you’re in the Business School when your class’s textbook is the Wall Street Journal