McCombs School of Business | Mr. Marine Executive Officer
GRE 322, GPA 3.28
Tuck | Mr. Liberal Arts Military
GMAT 680, GPA 2.9
Harvard | Ms. Developing Markets
GMAT 780, GPA 3.63
Harvard | Mr. Policy Player
GMAT 750, GPA 3.4
Wharton | Mr. Future Non-Profit
GMAT 720, GPA 8/10
Duke Fuqua | Mr. Tough Guy
GMAT 680, GPA 3.3
Harvard | Mr. CPPIB Strategy
GRE 329 (Q169 V160), GPA 3.6
Harvard | Mr. Defense Engineer
GMAT 730, GPA 3.6
Chicago Booth | Mr. Unilever To MBB
GRE 308, GPA 3.8
Chicago Booth | Mr. Bank AVP
GRE 322, GPA 3.22
Kellogg | Mr. Double Whammy
GMAT 730, GPA 7.1/10
Stanford GSB | Mr. Infantry Officer
GRE 320, GPA 3.7
McCombs School of Business | Mr. Ernst & Young
GMAT 600 (hopeful estimate), GPA 3.86
Kellogg | Mr. Engineer Volunteer
GMAT 710, GPA 3.8
Kellogg | Mr. Operations Analyst
GMAT Waived, GPA 3.3
Kellogg | Mr. Defense Engineer
GMAT 760, GPA 3.15
Cornell Johnson | Mr. Indian Dreamer
GRE 331, GPA 8.5/10
Kellogg | Mr. Innovator
GRE 300, GPA 3.75
London Business School | Ms. Private Equity Angel
GMAT 660, GPA 3.4
Chicago Booth | Ms. Indian Banker
GMAT 740, GPA 9.18/10
Yale | Ms. Biotech
GMAT 740, GPA 3.29
Stanford GSB | Ms. Global Empowerment
GMAT 740, GPA 3.66
Harvard | Mr. Renewables Athlete
GMAT 710 (1st take), GPA 3.63
UCLA Anderson | Ms. Apparel Entrepreneur
GMAT 690, GPA 3.2
Harvard | Mr. Armenian Geneticist
GRE 331, GPA 3.7
Berkeley Haas | Mr. 1st Gen Grad
GMAT 740, GPA 3.1
Ross | Mr. Travelpreneur
GMAT 730, GPA 2.68

Wharton Pokes Fun At Rival Business Schools

The father is angry and adamant with his two unemployed MBA sons. They just graduated from Harvard Business School and Stanford University’s Graduate School of Business yet seem completely uninterested in landing jobs.

“Look, why don’t I give you access to your trust fun money now and get the hell out of my house,” he tells his two sons.

Of course, it’s all in good fun, part of the annual Wharton Follies show that played three live performances in front of the student body and faculty in late February.

The MBA students at the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School take satirical aim at Chicago Booth, MIT Sloan, Harvard and Stanford in the 39th annual Wharton Follies. The school’s MBAs gleefully portray MIT Sloanies as nerds, HBS and Stanford MBA candidates as arrogant trust fund babies, and Boothies as students who go to Chicago only to disappear from the world.

Among the new video skits is one based on a Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets” in which Wharton professors read real examples of silly, irreverent and ‘mean’ reviews they received from students. The faculty, in particular, was said to love this video (see below).

There’s also a business school version of Pitbull’s “International Love” that describes the more adolescent aspects of business school life, a treatment of some of the stereotypical behaviors of business school students taken to the extreme, a nostalgic look at aspects of Wharton shown in a reverse, and a series of movie trailers that poke fun at other business schools.

In that latter segment, a Chicago Booth segment opens with a young professional saying, “I just want to apologize to my mom, my dad, and my one other friend. It was my decision and I’m scared, so scared. I got into Booth.”

“Oh, that’s great,” responds the mother. “What kind of booth? Like at Applebee’s?”

“No mom, the business school in Chicago.”

“Oh, you mean Kellogg?”

As the narrator of the skit points out later, in a play on the line that the University of Chicago is the place where fun goes to die, “Millions of tuition dollars have been spent yet no happy Booth students have ever been found.”

About The Author

John A. Byrne is the founder and editor-in-chief of C-Change Media, publishers of Poets&Quants and four other higher education websites. He has authored or co-authored more than ten books, including two New York Times bestsellers. John is the former executive editor of Businessweek, editor-in-chief of Businessweek. com, editor-in-chief of Fast Company, and the creator of the first regularly published rankings of business schools. As the co-founder of CentreCourt MBA Festivals, he hopes to meet you at the next MBA event in-person or online.