Harvard | Mr. Hedge Fund
GMAT 740, GPA 3.8
INSEAD | Mr. Future In FANG
GMAT 650, GPA 3.5
Wharton | Mr. Investment Associate
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Darden | Mr. Tech To MBB
GMAT 710, GPA 2.4
Berkeley Haas | Mr. Army Officer
GRE 325, GPA 3.9
Harvard | Mr. Italian In Tokyo
GMAT (710-740), GPA 4.0
Kellogg | Ms. Public School Teacher
GRE 325, GPA 3.93
Stanford GSB | Ms. Education Reform
GRE 331 (Practice), GPA 2.92
Kellogg | Mr. IDF Commander
GRE Waved, GPA 3.0
Yale | Mr. Army Pilot
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Berkeley Haas | Mx. CPG Marketer
GMAT 750, GPA 3.95
Yale | Mr. Healthcare Geek
GMAT 680, GPA 3.5
USC Marshall | Mr. Low GPA High GMAT
GMAT 740, GPA 2.44
Berkeley Haas | Ms. Against All Odds
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Harvard | Mr. MedTech Startup
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INSEAD | Mr. INSEAD Hopeful
GMAT -, GPA 2.9
Chicago Booth | Mr. Consulting Hopeful
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Kellogg | Mr. Operations Analyst
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Harvard | Mr. Google Tech
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Wharton | Mr. Senior Analyst
GMAT 750, GPA 3.2
Stanford GSB | Mr. Future VC
GMAT 750, GPA 3.6
Stanford GSB | Ms. Access To Opportunities
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Tuck | Mr. Product Marketer
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Wharton | Ms. Finance For Good
GMAT 730, GPA 3.7
UCLA Anderson | Mr. International PM
GMAT 730, GPA 2.3
Stanford GSB | Mr. Low GPA To Stanford
GMAT 770, GPA 2.7
London Business School | Mr. Midwest Engineer
GMAT 750, GPA 3.69

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5) MBAs Assemble a Malm Bed from IKEA / Wharton School of Business

I hope these Wharton grads never work for anyone from Stanford, Kellogg, or Booth.

Sometimes, students just can’t resist jabbing rival schools. And no one has ever done it better than Wharton. So how do they view these schools? Stanford? Try a bunch of buzzword-spewing hippies focused more on being green than amassing green. Harvard? Indulged, entitled, out-of-touch…and obsessed with stature. Kellogg? They’re the students who couldn’t get into Wharton (or anywhere else). INSEAD? Sorry, Wharton:  INSEAD is French, not German (though it was on target with its Sprockets snark…minus the monkey).

Of course, these Wharton students had enough self-awareness to mock themselves. They may be able to build models, crunch numbers, and write plans. But Wharton failed in the same way as every other MBA program: They forgot to assemble the bed!

Best Line:  “Hey, guys. What about company culture?”

“Shut up, Steve.”