The Columbia B-School Bachelorette

CBS Dean Glenn Hubbard is also not spared from the ribbing. In “Hubby,” a parody of the hit “Lucky” by Britney Spears, the dean wins a seat in the upcoming Republican primary election. “This is about a Dean named Hubby,” the parody begins as Hubbard is woken up by a scantily clad housekeeper.

“Isn’t he lonely at that liberal school,” the chorus sings. “He’s so lonely. He’s so smart. He fights, fights, fights with his big red heart.

Finally, in a sendup of “Wildest Dreams” by Taylor Swift, the follies portray an epic story of a relationship dependent on the man’s beer pong prowess. “My one concern is…his pong skills are very weak,” a student sings out. “I have a reputation to defend at the tables, dude.”

“She’s so short, but accurate as hell,” the ‘dude’ sings back in the duet, before the second verse is filled with a beer pong training montage. Will the two be pong partners again? Will they return and run the table all night long? Watch below to find out.

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